🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: GoPro just dropped the most *mind-blowing* action camera since people started using their phones to film TikToks of cats 🙀! Say hello to the MAX2, the 360-degree camera that’s basically the equivalent of watching your buddy eat a full pizza in every direction at once. 🍕🎥 #GottaCatchEmAll 🔥 But wait, there’s more! They also unleashed the LIT HERO, equipped with a built-in light! Because who doesn’t want to have the world’s brightest flashlight attached to their camera while they capture their questionable decisions at 3 AM? 💡💀 “No cap, this will totally make my night drives chill and not terrifying,” said a GoPro developer who was definitely not just scrolling TikTok behind the scenes. 🤖🤳 And let’s be real: GoPro is literally trying to turn every boring moment into an epic film like a reality show you didn’t ask for. 🤡 “Bro, this is fine,” said the guy who’s still trying to figure out where his last GoPro went. *Stonks* are soaring, but is anyone really buying a camera when your phone has 17 camera modes and does your taxes? 💰💔 🚀 *Unhinged Prediction Alert* 🚀: By 2025, GoPro will release a camera that automatically edits your footage into a Netflix documentary, or you know, they’ll just go bankrupt in a dumpster fire of 360-degree clips. 🔥🙏📺 Better grab your popcorn and watch the chaos unfold! 🍿✨