🚨💀 **BREAKING NEWS: GOP Declares War on EV Tax Credits!** 🚨💀 Hold onto your charging cables, folks! The GOP is stepping up its game like a toddler on Red Bull and wants to *CANCEL* EV tax credits faster than your ex can ghost you! 🚀💸 Thanks to Senate shenanigans, it seems they’ve decided that supporting clean energy is, like, sooo cringe. *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 👐❌ What’s on the chopping block? Oh, just that sweet, sweet $7,500 off your shiny new Tesla. Yup, you heard it right! Forget “staying woke”—the GOP is out here trying to turn the EV revolution into “THIS IS FINE” while the whole climate burns. 🔥🌍👀 And don’t even get me started on how this could hit Tesla harder than a Blue Screen of Death! 😱💔 Your boy Elon might need to start a GoFundMe for all the sad Tesla fans seething over this budget blunder. 🤖💰 Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, I thought we were moving toward a better future, but now my hopes are up in smoke. Can someone pass the clean energy tears?” 😢 🌌💭 UNHINGED PREDICTION: What if, instead of a car, we’re left buying electric scooters? It’s gonna be *Scooter Wars* with gas-guzzlers as the bad guys! *Fast & Furious 11: Electric Drift* coming soon! 🤣💥