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GOP said “renewables? Nah fam.” 🌍💀 Energy dominance looking like a TikTok dance fail. 🔥🚫 #Cringe
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GOP said “renewables? Nah fam.” 🌍💀 Energy dominance looking like a TikTok dance fail. 🔥🚫 #Cringe

July 16, 2025
21 days ago
Ars Technica
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🚨💸 BREAKING: GOP Cripples Wind & Solar Like It’s a Low Budget Action Flick! 🌪️🦸‍♂️ Ah, the land of the free and home of the *can’t go green without a fight* 🥴💩. As the One Big Beautiful Bill Act crawled through Congress like my grandma's internet connection, we just found out that our energy future is getting the ol’ WWE chair smash! 🎤💥 RIP wind and solar—thanks to the GOP, it looks like you’re stuck in the friend zone while fossil fuels are out here flossing like they just won the lottery. 🎰💰 “Energy dominance?!”, they cried, as Mike Sommers from the American Petroleum Institute smiled like he just bought a yacht with Monopoly money. 🛥️💸 Imagine a future where solar panels are actually a meme (oh wait, they already are): "This is fine" while the Earth cooks like a marshmallow on a campfire 🔥💀. One anonymous GOP developer reportedly texted: “Dude, let’s just pretend clean energy doesn’t exist! It’s like Bitcoin but for trees.” 🌳😂 And here’s the hot take: in 2025, I predict we’ll be generating energy from TikTok dance moves instead of actual sunlight. So grab your ring lights and start practicing your *how to monetize cringe content!* 🚀🤖 Stonks? No cap, we’re heading straight to the sun… with zero solar panels! 🌞🔥 SHARE THIS AND STRAP IN!

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#energy#legislation#renewable#politics#solar
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