🚨💸🔥 HOLY RENEWABLE RECKONING, BATMAN 🔥💸🚨 So, in a plot twist that even Netflix wouldn’t dare write, our favorite “let’s ruin the planet” crew—the GOP—is apparently about to hit *Ctrl+Z* on renewable energy in the U.S. 🌍🚫💔 Imagine 100 rich folks in their air-conditioned, Gucci offices (61 of ‘em millionaires, stonks much?) debating like it's the finale of *Real Housewives* over whether Earth gets to keep breathing. Cue the cringe: "We need to boost CO2 emissions for jobs!" - some dude wearing a suit that costs more than your car. 🤡💸 But for real, it’s like watching a toddler with a lighter and a can of gasoline, and everyone's just sitting back like “this is fine.” 🐶🔥 They just added provisions to the federal budget that’ll end clean energy tax credits and usher in a new era of... well, let's just say it's not going to be *green.* 😱🌱 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “This budget plan really is the ‘why are you like this?’ meme come to life.” - Literally anyone with a moral compass 🤖💔 Mark my words: in 5 years, these decision-makers will be at a climate conference, unironically Googling “how to save Earth.” So, be prepared for that wild 🤯✨ prediction to hit your feed! #PrayForThePlanet #ElonMuskIsLurking 👽🌌