🎉💰**BREAKING: Google Plays Hide and Seek with €2.95 Billion Fine!** 💰🎉 🚨🤡 Google got slapped with a **$3.5 billion** fine harder than your little cousin’s Fortnite skills after a rough loss. Why? Because they were out here playing Monopoly while the EU was trying to have a chill game of Scrabble. “Abusing their dominant position?” *More like* flexing on everyone with their ad tech and charging us for the privilege. 😂💀 👀 The European Commission is serving up these fines like they’re handing out snacks at a summer camp, all while Goog's looking like Drake pointing at their bank account going, “I guess we're paying this.” 💸😬 🕵️‍♂️ Meanwhile, a *“leaked”* quote from one of Google's shadowy “ad wizards” said, “We’re basically just trying to keep the lights on over here while selling ads for cat videos and conspiracy theories.” 🤖✨ 🔥 If Google doesn’t come up with a plan in 60 days, we might see them divesting parts of their ad empire, which is honestly like asking Thanos to hand over the Infinity Stones. 💥 HOT TAKE: If they keep this up, we might just witness the first-ever *Google Yurts* where they have to ship out their ad tech for a *‘buy one get one free’* deal. Stonks? More like *stinks*! 🚀💀 Remember: This is fine... or is it? 🤷‍♂️🔥