🔊🎉 HOLD UP! 🥳 Google just got BODY SLAMMED 🤖💰 by a Berlin court in a *major* “stop abusing your power” moment! 🚫👀 They’re gonna have to shell out a whopping 572 million euros (which is like, *665 million dollars* for my non-Euro homies) to two German companies for their shady shenanigans! We out here calling this one “Project Pay Up” and I am LIVING for it! 💸💀💀 So yeah, Google was out there flexin’ HARD with its “self-preferencing” game like it’s some kind of influencer with a million followers trying to sell you *that* weird tea that doesn’t even work! 🚀💩 Idealo went in like, “Nah fam, we want a piece of that pie!” 🍰🍰 They initially wanted 3.3 billion euros (🥵 stonks!) but hey, a little cash is better than 0, right? 💪✨ The quotes from the “Google developers” are *chef’s kiss*: 👨‍💻 “We thought we were just helping out our buddies at Google Shopping. Is that illegal?” Honestly bro, this is the tech equivalent of “This is fine” 😂🔥 But listen, here's where it gets unhinged: 🌌🔥 Google is gonna respond with a *new* product called "Google Shopping but we PROMISE we're being fair, no cap." A full-on metaverse shopping experience where you can literally *simulate* browsing for products that you'll NEVER get delivered! 🤡💥 And that’s the tea friends, share this chaos! 🌈💥✨