🚨💨💰BREAKING: Google’s new gas project is the ultimate “This is fine” meme IRL! 🤡🔥 So they’re just going full Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on us with a gas-fired power plant, the *Broadwing Energy Center* — sounds like a D&D campaign where the dragon hoards carbon instead of gold! 🐉💚 *Developer: "We're going green, okay? Just with a little nostalgia... like, 100 years of nostalgia. 😂✨"* Yo, Google thought it’d be *based* to slap some carbon capture tech on a gas plant and call it eco-friendly. Like, fr fr, they really said, "let's hide our fossil fuel sins under the bed and hope Mother Nature doesn't check." 🌍🛏️ Meanwhile, every time they announce this, an actual climate scientist somewhere is just like, "*cope & seethe!*" 🤦‍♂️💀 The aim here? Keep the seas from swallowing Miami or wherever, but like, is CCS really gonna be our knight in shining armor or just another meme to add to the “Stonks” collection, posturing as sustainable? 🤔🚀 Here’s a hot take for ya: the only thing greener than this tech is the money they're raking in while pretending to save the planet! 💸🔥 #GoogleGreenwashing #CarbonCaptureInDisguise