🚨🔥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🔥🚨 Google is back at it again, partnering with UK nonprofits like they just discovered the concept of consent in 2023! 🙌🤖💀 Just imagine the meeting: 👨‍💻 Google Dev 1: “Hey, what if we actually help people?” 👩‍💻 Google Dev 2: “Nah, let's just throw some stonks at it later! 💰” But NOW they’re teaming up with StopNCII to combat the horrors of nonconsensual intimate images in Search… a full YEAR after Microsoft (yes, Microsoft, the leftover pizza of tech companies) swooped in and integrated the tool into Bing! Because what’s a search engine without a side of forced consent? 🤡💔 Most people still use Google for everything, including "how to fix my existential dread," so it’s good to see them finally stepping up… sloooooowly. This is like watching a tortoise trying to outrun a cheetah. 🐢💨 Meanwhile, Bing users are over here like: "This is fine." 😅🔥 Here’s the hot take: In three months, Google will magically realize they need to monetize the consent tool, launching a premium “Super Consent™” subscription for $19.99/month. You heard it here first, fam! 🚀💥 Share this chaos if you can’t believe they’re still figuring this out!