🚨BREAKING: Google just dropped a new feature that lets you **PERSONALIZE YOUR NEWS**. But like, before you go clapping like you’ve just seen a baby giraffe take its first steps… it’s still Google, fam. 🦒💔 Introducing: *drumroll please* the “Preferred Sources” feature! 🔥 Now you can select your fave news outlets like you’re picking toppings on your pizza—sauce on the side? 🍕💅 Lemme just say, having the option to customize your news is real nice, but let’s be real, it’s giving “Mom, can we have pizza?” *THIS IS FINE* meme vibes. Just average! 🤷‍♂️💀 In a shocking twist, Google has decided to roll this out to users in the US and India. 😱✨ ALSO, if you’re wondering what’s going through the minds of the developers, **we have EXCLUSIVE LEAKED QUOTES**: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “Is it really personalization if they just pick CNN or Fox?” 👩‍💻 Developer #2: “Stonks up if they think their echo chambers are new sources.” So go ahead, personalize away! But remember, it’s still Google. 🎉🤖 No cap, I really hope your “favorite news outlets” don’t end up being TikTok influencers pretending to be journalists LOL! 🔥 **HOT TAKE ALERT:** I predict this will end with people *favoriting* conspiracy theory blogs or TikTok channels. Just you wait—📈💰 Google could soon be your local flat-earther’s homepage! 🤪 #GetReady #MemeYourNews