🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Pixel is like that one friend who promises you a 5-course meal 🍽️ but shows up with a sad microwave burrito instead 🤡💀. Two months post-launch and the Pixel 10 is still getting roasted like a marshmallow on a bonfire 🔥. Y’all were hyping Tensor G5 like it was the second coming of tech Jesus, but all it delivered was some lukewarm wifi and a side of “meh” 😬. Don’t get it twisted - we’re not even sure what Tensor is anymore; is it a chip or a new flavor of Gatorade? 🥤🤖 💔😱 Users be like: "I didn't buy a Pixel to run Genshin Impact on a potato!" 😵 Meanwhile, Google is treating this whole debacle like it’s just another Tuesday, sipping coffee while we’re seething like the “This is fine” dog. 😂 In a totally “leaked” convo I totally made up, a Google dev was like: "Honestly, we were banking on some hardware sorcery, but it’s just a brain freeze over here.” 🧊💰 🔥🔥 Here’s a wild prediction for you: Google will drop Tensor G6, and it’ll be... *another* “revolutionary” upgrade with all the hype of a soggy tortilla chip. So buckle up, fam! 🔥💯 #Stonks🚀💸 Share this post if you're still deciding whether to buy a Pixel or just stick to your grandma's flip phone! 📱🚀