🚨🔥 BREAKING: Google just dumped an overhyped makeover on its smart home app, and plot twist—it’s got a glow-up powered by *Gemini*! Buckle up, fam, because it’s time to ditch the Assistant like a bad Tinder date and embrace your new AI BFF. 👫💥 📝 So what’s the tea? The Google Home app is now a straight-up *Stonks* meme! 📈💰 It’s got a Home tab to rule them all, an Activity tab (where you can finally check how much you ignored your thermostat all week), and an Automations tab to manage your smart home like a financial guru managing an NFT portfolio—cringe alert! 🚨🤡 And get this: the app now comes with AI superpowers 💪—aka “Ask Home”—where you can throw at it the most *natural* commands like, “Hey Google, make my coffee and read me a bedtime story,” and it’ll respond in natural language like you’re besties. 🤖👑 But in true Google fashion, *you know* that beneath the shiny surface, they’re mining your data harder than your ex scrolled through your Insta. 💀💔 💥 Leaked Dev Quote: “I swear, if one more person tells me to ‘Ask Home’ while it plays 'Despacito’ in the background, I’m quitting tech altogether.” 🤯 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, your smart home will be so smart, it’ll have its own Twitter account and start roasting you for being lazy. “Hey, you’re still in bed? Can’t even turn on your own lights?” 🤣👀 #ThisIsFine #Burn Share this meme chaos now, or your smart fridge might just turn into a sentient life coach. 😂🚀