🌐💔 Listen up fam! The tech gods at Google just dropped a bombshell that'll have your Zoom calls shaking in their boots! 🚀💩 They're resurrecting Project Starline, a.k.a. the holographic video chat wizardry called Google Beam, and sending it to deployed service members like the ultimate Wi-Fi care package! Who needs IRL hugs when you're dripping in 3D tech? 🤖✨ Picture this: military families zooming around the universe in a 3D chat room, feeling like they’re in the same room but really just chilling in different time zones like two ships passing in the night 🚢🌙. "Bro, it's like I'm face-to-face with my fam, but also kinda like I'm in a Pixar movie," said one *totally-not-made-up* soldier. 😱💬 But let’s keep it 100, Google. This thing costs a whopping $25k! 🤑💸 For that price, I better be able to summon Captain America himself! 💪🇺🇸 Like, “Drake pointing” at my family through a hologram? Based or cringe? You decide! 😅 Hot take: If this Beam tech flops, we’ll just end up seeing “this is fine” dog memes at military bases across the globe. 🚒🔥 Let’s hope 2026 brings us more *Star Wars* vibes and fewer cringe calls! May the holograms be ever in your favor! 🙏💥 #GoogleBeam #MilitaryMagic