🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD GOOGLE "WE'RE DONE!" – DUMPED FOR KAGI! 💔🚨 Ladies and gents, gather 'round because your boy left Google’s search like it was a bad ex. 🏃💨 Why? 'Cause their AI summaries are more delusional than a college kid at 3 AM in the diner! 😵💫 Mandatory AI summaries are now serving straight-up hallucinations, confidently strutting around like they own the place. Can we get a "This is fine" meme for the absolute chaos? 🔥💀 The only truth here is that Google thinks we're too dumb to notice! Like, nah fam, I’d rather fight a bear than swim through a swamp of AI nonsense. 🐻💪 Remember the dark days of G+ logins? When all you wanted was to binge on kitten videos and Google said, “Surprise! Ransom note password.” Yep, that was me throwing my phone! 📱💔 But they folded like a bad poker hand and now they’re feeling on top of the world with their funky AI rankings. 🤷‍♂️🤑 Quote from a "Google Dev" who definitely doesn't exist: "We're just testing their patience; it's hilarious." 😂 So, I said peace out and ran straight into Kagi's arms. 🙌 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: Google will pivot to NFTs for search results by summer 2024! (No cap, fr fr! You heard it here first!) 🔮💸