🚨🥴 BREAKING: Google just pulled a full-on “change my mind” with their latest hot take! 🤔💥 🔍💔 So ya boy Sundar says the "open web" is in RAPID DECLINE! Like, bruh, just last week y'all were hyping AI like it’s the next sliced bread. 🥖✨ Now you're saying the whole internet is basically a sad little cat meme? 😿💔 💰🧐 Meanwhile, the developers are in the back like “OMG we had *one job*!” 🤦‍♂️💻 Leaked quote from an alleged Googler: “Is it too late to pivot to TikTok? Asking for a friend.” 📉🐢 The only rapid decline we see is Google’s ability to keep their narrative straight. Stonks? More like stonks down to the basement! 🚀🔽 When it comes to “AI will save us,” let’s spill the tea on how it’s more like “AI will take our jobs while we seethe in the corner.” This is fine, right? 🔥☕ #Capiche So what’s next? Google teams up with Internet Explorer for a “Best of 2001” comeback tour?! 💀💥 Hot take: In 2024, the “open web” will transform into an exclusive invite-only club, and only Gen Z meme lords will be allowed. The world will literally turn into a massive Discord server. 🤖🔮 Share this chaos or suffer the wrath of the algorithm gods! 💀💾👾