🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google is BECOMING THAT OVERPROTECTIVE PARENT! 🤯👮‍♂️ In a move that screams "WE'RE DOING THIS FOR YOUR SAFETY!," Google just announced that developer verification will be mandatory for installing apps on Android by 2026. 💀💥 That’s right! If you thought sideloading was a rite of passage for tech-savvy legends, nah fam, you’ll need to flash your ID and maybe even your birth certificate to get your shiny new app downloaded! 📱🔒 Imagine developers lining up at the Google Validation Center like it’s a DMV for app approval. “Oh, you made a meme generator? Sorry, only verified developers get to play here!” 🤡👀 👨‍💻 INSIDER INFO: A “leaked” developer quote says, “I guess my app for tracking pizza deliveries will now require a government background check. Thanks, Google. 😭” REALITY CHECK: While this sounds like it’ll crush malware, it might also destroy the indie app scene faster than Google+! 🚀💔 🔥 HOT TAKE: In a year, we’ll see a TikTok trend where devs sneakily create apps like “Certified Sneak-a-Sideload” to get around this. No cap! This is gonna be WILD! 🤪💰 Will 2026 just be a tech dystopia or the golden age of verified apps? Only time will tell! 👀💽 #GoogleChaos