🚨 ALERT 🚨 Google just hit us with a plot twist so shocking, it's like if the "This is Fine" dog was suddenly engulfed in flames! 🔥💀 Y’all remember when Google was all about that "eco-friendly" vibe? 🤔🌍 Well, plot twist! Their data center energy use just DOUBLED in four years! 😱💡 Proof that sometimes, “Don’t be evil” needs to come with a side of “We’ll just *pretend* we’re saving the planet, mkay?” 🤡💁‍♂️ A leaked convo between some Googlers reveals it all: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Hey, are we still carbon-free?" 👩‍💻 Dev 2: "Lol, bro, we’re just carbon-FOUR!" (cue laugh track) 😂 Like, how do they even manage to pull this off? 🚀 Are they powering their data centers with stonks energy? 📈💸 Or are they just giving the sun a run for its money? I can already hear the sound of Google engineers seething over this crap! 🤬 So buckle up, fam! My hot take? In five years, Google will be running their data centers with actual human thumbs and bottled sunlight. 🤖💀 Unhinged? Yes. Accurate? Only time will tell! Stay chaotic out there! 🚨🔥✨ #ClimateChaos #DataCenterDrama