🚨🌐 *BREAKING NEWS: Google's Pomelli AI has arrived, and it’s here to swoop in like your mom when you forget to do laundry.* 😂🤡 Listen up, small biz owners! 💼💰 If you thought your marketing budget was thinner than a TikTok influencer’s patience, fear not! Google's shiny new toy, Pomelli (sounds like a bad Italian dish), is here to save your social media game and cook up content like Gordon Ramsay on a caffeine bender. 🍝☕️ "Do I really need an AI to do marketing?" asks Jerry from the local laundromat. "I'm still trying to figure out email!" 😩📧 Well, buckle up, Jerry, because this AI is about to become your new best friend (no cap!). Imagine it writing your copy while you scroll TikTok for the 100th time today. And let’s be real, if your marketing strategy consists of “hit post and pray” 🙏, it’s time to embrace Pomelli. “I mean, it’s just algorithms, right?” said a *leaked quote* from a Google Dev, probably named Chad: “AI = free labor, baby!” 💻💥 But here's the twist—Pomelli's basically your new unpaid intern. 🤖🚀 Just pray your competitors don’t find out and start using it too, or your pizza place will be sending you to the Shadow Realm faster than a pizza burns in the oven. 😱🔥 So here’s my hot take: If Pomelli doesn’t learn how to make viral memes, we’re all DOOMED! 😵💥👾 Get ready for a future where *every* ad looks like it’s been crafted by a 5-year-old with a crayon! #Stonks #ThisIsFine #GetRektMarketing 🔥💸