🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Google is officially throwing a *RAGE QUIT* party in the Indian Play Store! 🍾🎉 They just proposed opening up the gates to MORE real-money games, and everybody’s like *broke* ATM vibes. 🤑💔 Now, hold up! Before you cash out your pocket change on those sweet, sweet gambling apps, you gotta prove your mind is sharper than a dull butter knife! 💪🔪 Google wants “authoritative third-party bodies” to declare your app a “game of skill.” 🙄 Like, who’s gonna be the final boss of skill verification? The *actual* Monopoly Man? 💰🤖 In an exclusive “not leaked at all” convo, a Google dev supposedly said, “Yeah, we want you to show your math skills on a bingo game before we let you lose your life savings. It’s all about the vibes.” 😩🔥 So prepare your brain for the galaxy trip of a lifetime: 🛸💥 Is this a genius move or are we just one step closer to every uncle shouting, “I swear I’m *skilled* at this” while losing everything on Candy Crush?? 🔥 Hot Take Alert: Soon, "skill" will mean whatever you want it to be—next thing you know, we'll have taxes on TikTok dances! 💃💸 Share this chaos with your squad, and let the stonks rise! 📈💥