🔥📲 BREAKING NEWS, folks! Google is OUT HERE trying to make the Play Store somewhat LESS of a cash grab! You heard that right — after being slapped upside the head by Epic Games in court 🤡💀, they're dropping a proposal that basically says, “Alright, let’s pretend we care about developers!” 😂💰 #Based 👀💡 In a move that’s like when your mom says she “totally understands” you, Google is claiming they wanna cut Play Store fees. But let’s be real: They’re just making the fee structure more complex than a TikTok dance challenge. Like, bruh, no cap, why not just slap us with a “Pay to play”? 💸💸 🚀🎉 Leaked developer quote: “These changes are like putting a fresh coat of paint on a dumpster fire.” 🔥🔥 Yeah, buddy, we see you! And have you heard about the third-party app store support? If you think this isn’t just a ploy to keep control, then get ready for some serious *copium* 🚬✌️🤑 But here’s the ultimate hot take: in a year, Play Store fees will be just an NFT you can’t sell, and we’ll be back to downloading those sketchy APKs like it's 2010! 👾💀 So buckle up, fam! This ride is about to get WILD! 🤪📈 #Stonks