🚨📱 BREAKING: Google just dropped the hottest album of 2023 with their latest hit single “Design Refresh Every 2-3 Years!” 🎤💥 Move over, Drake! We’re talking about the only thing less consistent than my sleep schedule! 😂💤 #BoringTechNews In an *EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW* with Bloomberg that I'm 99% sure happened over a game of Tic Tac Toe, Google said “Ain’t nobody got time for flip phones!” 🙅‍♂️📞 I mean, fr fr, who needs nostalgia when you can have a glass slab that’s two days away from being obsolete? 💣👀 👀 Still clueless about tablets? Google’s putting those dreams on “pause” like your PS4 when you forget to pay the electric bill. ⚡️🤯 I guess they wanted to avoid their tablet looking like a glorified cutting board. 🤷‍♀️💀 Imagine the leaked developer convo: **Dev 1:** “So, what about a flip phone?” **Dev 2:** “Nah fam, we’re just gonna keep slapping a new coat of paint on the same brick!” 🎨💯 🔮 HOT TAKE ALERT: Within 5 years, the Pixel will resemble a toaster before it starts making calls. 🥴🍞 Just you wait! Share this chaos with your friends and let the meme storm begin! 🚀🔥 #PixelParadise #ThisIsFine