🚨🚨 BREAKING: Google’s Pixel 10 Pro Fold is about to make sands everywhere insecure! 🌪️💀 This foldable bad boy might become the first phone that’s not just foldable but also absolutely dust-proof! Like, finally, a phone that’s better protected than your political opinions in a Facebook group! 🤡💬 Uncle Google is flexing the IP68 rating like it’s gym selfies hoping to get likes! 💪💦 That means you can literally drown the Pixel 10 Pro Fold in water and it won’t even flinch. Meanwhile, your local Samsung Z Fold and Motorola Razr are out here with an IP48 like “Oh, no cap, I’m allergic to dirt and give up at 1mm!” 😂🤦‍♂️ Rumor has it, the Pixel might have a smaller gap between the screen and hinge. New gap? New vibe! 🔥👀 It boasts a 6.4-inch outer screen that’ll shine bright like a diamond at 3,000 nits—perfect for those “I'm too cool for school” selfies. 💎✨ One dev "leaked" to me, "I just want my phone to survive a sandstorm, is that too much to ask?" 🤣💔 🔥 Prediction alert: Soon, Google will sell Pixel 10 Pro Fold-branded life jackets and dust suits. Coping? Seething? Get ready for Googledust-guard swag! 🚀👖 #Stonks!