🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Google just dropped the Pixel Care+ bomb on us, and kinda like that one friend who keeps throwing parties when nobody wants to hang out, they did it again! 🤡💥 Forget about Google Preferred Care; we’re on to bigger and “better” things! 🎉 So what’s in this fancy new Pixel Care+? Unlimited claims, fam! 😱 That’s right! You can drop your Pixel on the floor more times than a developer drops the ball on a project 🎮💀! But WAIT… are you eligible? 🤔 I mean, if you’re a Pixel or Fitbit user, congrats! 🎊 But if you’re still rocking a Pixel 2 like it’s the hot new trend, you might wanna reconsider (and take a few notes from Drake: “It’s too late for that!” 🥴). **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Our team thought, ‘Why fix a bug when you can charge for unlimited claims?' 🤷‍♂️💰 But fr fr, it’s like giving a toddler a cake and saying ‘Don’t eat it all at once!’ 😂” In conclusion, if your device is eligible, you can yet again avoid paying out the nose for repairs... until this breaks your bank faster than a Facebook privacy debacle! 💀🔥 💣 Hot take: Soon, Pixel Care+ claims will be worth more than your actual Pixel! Mark my words! 🚀💥