💥🚨BREAKING: Google’s Pixel Care Plus is here to save the day… for your wallet?💀💵 Who needs stonks when you can outsmart your screen smashes 🤡? 🤖 In a plot twist nobody asked for, Google has dropped its Preferred Care plan like it's last week’s cringey meme, replacing it with Pixel Care Plus — basically a fancy new label for the same old service 🤦‍♂️🚀. Just $8/month to protect your glorified TikTok machine, or drop $339 if you’ve got the Pixel 10 Pro Fold, aka "The Banana Phone" 🍌📱. But wait - there’s a catch worse than your WiFi going out when you’re about to post a banger! 😱 While they’re waving goodbye to $29 screen repair fees (now FREE, no cap) 💸, you better pray you don’t crack that inner screen on your folding toaster 🤣. Because guess what? Sorry, bro, that’s not covered. “Make it rain with money but we won’t cover your tears when your foldy phone is DOA,” said a Google dev who definitely wasn’t crying in the corner 🥲. 🧠🔥Hot Take: This is just a ploy to lure in sad souls who think their screens will somehow get a better life with Google! In 2025, they’ll just sell you a new Pixel with every repair you need. 📆 Keep seething, fam. 💥💀