🚨📱🎉 WAKE UP, FOLDABLE FAM! Google just dropped the Pixel 10 Pro Fold, and it’s thin enough to eat a slice of pizza without feeling guilty (kinda). But let’s be real – it’s NOT the skinniest!! 💔😩 💬 *Leaked DEV quote*: “We made it thicker just so it feels more substantial, you know? Like, ‘this is not just a snack!’” - *Anonymous Google Dev, probably named Chad* 🤷‍♂️ But hold UP! 🚀 It boasts the world’s FIRST IP68 rating (which means you can sink this bad boy in water AND a sea of your tears over all those cringe TikTok dances you’ve done), magnetic Qi2 charging (who knew magnets could feel this good? 😏), and a battery that could, like, last through a Netflix binge. 🍿💡 The Pixel 9 Pro Fold was like OMG LIGHT, and now we’re like, “more weight, less hype.” It’s as if Google looked at Oppo, Honor, and Samsung throwing hands in the foldable arena and said, “Nah, we’ll just sit here and be *fine*.” 😬 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, foldables will just be, like, bendy 3D-printed smartphones that self-repair, powered by our tears of laughter. *() #FLEXMode* 💪💰💀