🔥✨ NEWS FLASH! GOOGLE IS HITTING THE FOLD 👨‍💻📱💥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, 'cause this week we’re diving deep into the chaotic universe of tech! 🚀💀 First up, Google dropped a teaser for the Pixel 10 Pro Fold, and I’m not saying it’s just a normal phone that bends (no cap), but it might also fold under pressure—*just like my last relationship* 😭🤡. And speaking of disasters... Perplexity (who?! 🥴) is trying to buy Google Chrome, and let's be real here—who needs a browser when you can just open 37 tabs and let your computer blue screen? 💻💔 Meanwhile, Samsung's cooking up some XR glasses that’ll probably make you feel like you’re living in a bad sci-fi movie. "I can see the future," said no one ever, except maybe your Aunt Karen at Thanksgiving 🦃🙄. But wait, INCOMING TIDAL WAVE OF CRINGE! Amazon is shutting down its Android store! Can we get a moment of silence for all those 0.1-star apps? 😔🙏 It’s like losing your favorite meme when you need it most! 🚨 HOT TAKE 🚨: In a stunning twist of fate, I predict in a year we’ll ALL have Google Wallet implanted in our brains. “More permissions? Sure, just take my soul!” 💰🤖 On that note, I'm going back to my foldable phone before this goes *anywhere* else! 😤💨🔥 #TechDoom #MemeWorldOrder