🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Pixel 10 Prototype SIGHTED on Chinese Auction Site! 💥👀 Y’all, brace yourselves because Google is officially going full-on *sieve mode*! 💦 Every time they breathe, there’s a leak that rivals the Titanic! 💔💧 If you've ever seen the anime *Attack on Titan*, just picture Google's secrets as those giant naked Titans rockin’ around. 🤡 Some clever soul decided that the best auction item is a tech giant's unreleased device – because who needs *privacy* when you can have *stolen prototypes*? 😅💸 LIKE, can I get a *stonks* for this shenanigan?? Leaked developer quote alert: "Honestly, we just wanted to surprise everyone, but we love chaos fr fr. Just wait until you see the specs; it’s gonna be more mind-blowing than my 3 a.m. existential crises!" 🧠💥 Meanwhile, Google’s in the background like *Drake’s "Hotline Bling"* - "Okay, but AT LEAST let us pretend to keep a secret!" 🤦‍♂️💀 So what’s the hot take? Get ready for the Pixel 10 to be bulkier than your ex’s emotional baggage, but it comes with AI features so wild they might just start making TikToks on their own. 🔥🤖 Welcome to the future, fam. It’s about to get absolutely unhinged! 🚀💥