🚨 BREAKING: GOOGLE JUST DROPPED A DUD 👀💩💔 Gather 'round, tech warriors! The Pixel 10 event was a rollercoaster... if that coaster was built by toddlers using Legos. 🤡🎢 Like stonks at lunchtime, this one was all over the place—like Jimmy Fallon trying to explain Tensor while Googling "how to be funny" on stage. This week, our boy Will Sattelberg and his sidekick Ben “This Is Fine” Schoon are serving up hot takes on their new podcast, The Sideload. They're diving deep into a full-on cringe-fest of what Google was even THINKING with their “new format.” 🚀✨ But honestly, Google’s approach felt like watching a toddler finger paint—chaotic, messy, and you really start to question your life choices. 😵‍💫 👂 *Leaked Developer Quote* 🤖: "We just wanted to see what happens if we put Jimmy Fallon and Tensor in the same room—turns out, it’s like mixing oil and water while playing the ukulele." So grab the Kool-Aid and tune in, fam! 🌈🍹 But be warned: if you expect Galaxy Brain moments, you might end up with a more “why is this happening” vibe. 🔥🔥 Hot take: Google’s next big thing is literally just a slide show of memes titled "We figured out we can’t meme." 😂💣💔💰 Spread the chaos—share or seethe! 👇🔗💥