🔥📉 *BREAKING: Google Just Unleashed Their Pixel 10 Series and It’s *NOT* Giving Us the Hype We Hoped For* 🤡🙄 Rumor has it that IDC analysts have officially declared that Google is now the "AI-first" overlord of *literal everything.* I mean, did we really need AI to tell us that “Hey, your selfies look like heck” 🥴? Like, we just wanted a new phone, not a digital therapist! Here’s the tea ☕ - imagine the new Pixel 10 coming with an “AI” feature that just scrolls your TikTok feed for you. That’s right, folks: even the AI is like, “Nah, I’m not doing this today.” 💀🚀 🔮 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Our AI can now predict the weather based on your mood and the quality of your last avocado toast! Just don’t ask it to charge your phone. That’s too complex.” - Dave, Dev Team Janitor 🧹💻 And who can forget the drake meme? *Drake refusing to adopt primitive tech* = *Google releasing yet another overpriced gadget featuring only MINOR upgrades.* I swear they’re just slapping a new camera on it and calling it a day. 🤣💸 💥 My HOT TAKE? Google is about to fuse AI with their phones and turn Pixel users into the first-ever human smartphones. Stonks? More like *STONKED!* 🚀🤖 So buckle up, fam, because if you thought tech was wild before, wait till our next phones start talking back! This is fine...right? 🔥🔥🔥