🚀💥 BREAKING: Google is about to slap us silly with the Pixel 10: The phone that’s basically your new AI bestie but ALSO a therapist that recommends *only* the best cat memes when you're sad. 😿🤖 Talk about emotional support! Mark your calendars, fam—Made By Google 2025 is about to bless us with some next-level tech that screams "I’m smart, but like… I have a meme addiction." ✨📅 Expect AI capabilities so advanced that your phone might as well start charging you rent. 💰💀 LOOOOL, imagine a literal AI arguing with you and saying “this is fine” while your battery dies at 2% just to send you the cringiest TikTok dance tutorial. 🤡🔥 “Would you like to take a break?” No, Google, I’m already watching your 500th advertisement on YouTube! 👀💔 A leaked dev quote says, “We just wanted to make something so intelligent that it could launch itself into the sun 🪐💯 but, like, with social media integration.” So, prepare yourself for those hot takes, kiddos! 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take alert: By 2026, the Pixel 10 will *legitimately* be able to write your breakup texts. "Hey babe, I’m sorry! But the AI says we should see other….devices.” What a time to be alive! 🤖❤️🚀 #Stonks #GoogleIsWatchingYou