🚨💥BREAKING: Google’s UN-HOLY GRAIL of Intimacy & HASHES!💥🚨 Okay fam, gather ‘round because Google just pulled the ultimate glow-up move by partnering with StopNCII.org to combat NON-CONSENSUAL INTIMATE IMAGERY. Y’all know this is the kind of stuff that gives tech companies a bad rep, but Google’s here like “we're on it, fr fr.” 👀🔍 Here’s the deal: Google’s about to flex some algorithmic muscle with these magical things called “HASHES” (no, not the kind you find at a brunch, LOL). Think of them as secret handshakes that tell Google: “Hey, this image is a NOPE, get it OUT.” ⚔️🗑️ 🔑“We’ve heard survivors ‘bout this wild west of the web, and we need to do better,” Google said in a blog post... probably while sipping a pumpkin spice latte. 🎃☕️ But let’s keep it a stack; Google is late to the party. Like, didn't Microsoft get the memo YEARS ago? 😂 Meanwhile, Facebook, TikTok, and Bumble have been shakin’ hands over this since 2022! 🤝 **Pro gamer move:** Expect Google to further evolve and soon introduce ““HASH-off” days. If you're caught with NCII, you’re basically getting GOOFED not just in search, but across the universe. 🚀💀 HOT TAKE: In *2030*, Google will introduce “Delete Your Ex” mode which erases ALL memories not just from your phone, but your BRAIN. You heard it here first! 🧠✨💥 #GoogleInTheBuilding #TheFutureIsHash 🍕