🚨🔥 BREAKING: GOOGLE'S NEW PLAN TO BE THE FIRE-BUSTING HERO WE NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED! 🔥🚨 So, riddle me this: how many tech companies does it take to spot a wildfire? Apparently, just one—Google! 🤖 But wait, they're not doing it alone! They've teamed up with the Earth Fire Alliance (sounds like the Avengers but with more spreadsheets) and some space wizards called Muon Space. Together, they're about to fry the competition! 🍳💥 Imagine this: Google’s satellites become the world’s most expensive fire detectors. “I don’t know, Timmy, it *looks* like there's a wildfire... but let's let the AI decide!” 🤡🌌 Also, since when did we start using AI to literally save the Earth? Sounds sus 🧐 In a leaked convo, a Google dev was like, “Our AI is like *totally* more reliable than your uncle who keeps arguing about the bread he made last Thanksgiving.” 💁‍♂️💬 And listen, if they end up making these wildfires trending on TikTok 😂💔, we might just end up with a new meme: "This is fine, but hot!" **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In *5 minutes*, Google will launch "FireTube," a streaming service dedicated to live-streaming wildfires. 🔥👀💰 Get ready for subscriptions that *actually* go up in flames! 💸💸 #Stonks