🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google just combined NotebookLM and Deep Research into a tech smoothie and called it “research” 🍹🧠! You thought Googling was ✨hard✨? Buckle up, fam, cause now it’s a *fast* or *deep* research showdown! You got two options: 1. 🏎️ **Fast Research**: Basically, Google just Googles for you, but faster. Just don’t expect winning Nobel prizes from this one, chief. 2. 🏊‍♂️ **Deep Research**: Like diving into the Mariana Trench of knowledge, only with more ink stains and existential crises. WHO NEEDS THERAPY? Just scroll through old email threads until your brain melts! 💀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “LOL we just tricked everyone into doing our homework for us. No cap, this is lit AF.” 🤖🔥 💌 Now, your Gmail and Drive are spilling the tea, slapping “Oh, you meant THIS?” on your life as they crawl through your chat logs like some nosy aunt. Can’t wait for the legal teams to come knocking. STONKS! 📈💰 But fr fr, if you choose Deep Research at 3 AM while sleep-deprived? It’s a recipe for disaster, and the algorithm will probably judge your life choices. ✨🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In a shocking turn of events, by 2024, Google will announce they’re sending your data to Mars because “space is the new WiFi.” 🌌🚀