🚨🛑 BREAKING: Google just dropped the hottest gossip! Their new Android XR glasses are named after someone’s cool Aunt Martha?! 👵📸 🤔 I mean... did we just time travel to a 2003 sitcom? Are we in a Twilight Zone episode where Google becomes a family therapy group? This is fine, I guess??? 🔥💀 So, if you thought your #PixelMoments were lit, WAIT until you flex those “Martha” glasses! 😎✨ But let’s be real, it’s not about the XR tech, it’s all about the *vibes* fam. Google’s basically saying, “Bro, here’s your new reality — you’re 85 and you live in a retirement home!” 🚀📅 🗣️ Developer Quote Unleashed: “Honestly, we just ran a focus group where everyone’s aunt’s name was Martha, and we thought—NAILED IT! 🤯 Stonks all the way up!” But in all seriousness, these wearable rectangles are rocking a companion app that’s practically a Pixel Watch clone. Cope, iPhone users. This is peak innovation for us! 🤖📱✨ 🔥💥 HOTT TAKE: Within a month, Martha will become the new IRL meme face of 2024, and people will be trading them on Tinder like Pokémon cards! Gotta catch 'em all, right? 🤪💘💥 *#MarthaGang* OUT!