🚨📺🌞BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE TV REMOTE TO GET A SOLAR UPGRADE!!!🌞📺🚨 Forget about your dreary old disposable batteries. The Google TV remote is about to go full GREEN with a solar-powered upgrade. That’s right, fam! No more remote-control deathmatches with your couch! 🔋💀 Your new remote's gonna soak up sun like it’s on a tropical vacation... while lounging between your couch cushions! 😎🤙 *Leaked dev quote:* “Why pay for batteries when you can let the sun do the heavy lifting? I’m just an intern, but I’d rather not be *this is fine* with tossing my remote in the trash.” - Anonymous Intern at Google 🌠 But wait, there’s more! The new remote, made by Ohsung Electronics, is like that friend who actually remembers to bring snacks to the movie. Just when you thought tech couldn’t get any more chaotic, it decides to hitch a ride on the solar train. Stonks? More like SUN-ks! ☀️💸🚀 Prediction Alert! 🤯 In 10 years, we’ll have remotes that can charge themselves from the energy of our *frustration* after the Wi-Fi goes out. I’m talking about a full-on solar-powered meme machine that runs on our tears. 🌧️👾 *Disclaimer: Definitely not a real product yet but, hey, Elon’s watching!* So, are you ready to bask in the glow of renewable energy while you binge-watch? Share if you’re tired of being a battery slave! 💪💚