
"Google’s new office vibe: coding by day, battling bed bugs by night. 💻🛏️ #BugLife #NoCap"
🚨🚨 BREAKING: Google is calling in the pest control squad because their office in Chelsea is now a literal Bug Bay!!! 🐜🤡💀 Like, can we just take a moment to appreciate the level of chaos here? Google? More like Bed Bug Inc.! 😂🔥 “Guys, we’ve upgraded our office vibe from ‘minimalist chic’ to ‘infested chic’! Welcome to the Google Bug HQ!” said some sleep-deprived engineer who clearly needs to stop working from the couch. 💻😵💫 Employees are being told to stay home, because we all know that sitting next to a bed bug is NOT the type of “collaboration” they had in mind 🤝🚫. Meanwhile, I can hear the other tech companies seething with jealousy: “We should’ve thought of that as an excuse for WFH! 😂 #Stonks.” Drake is seen pointing down, rejecting the idea of comfy office chairs for "bed bug-infested bean bags." And the hottest take? 🥵 I predict Google gets into the pest control game next. “Google Pest Control: Don’t Let Bugs Crawl Your Data!” is gonna be their next ad campaign. 💰🚀 Honestly? This is fine. Everything is fine. Just going to start collecting bed bugs like Pokémon now. Gotta catch ‘em all! 🐞✨ #BugLife #ViralContent
