🚨 *BREAKING NUCLEAR NEWS* 🚨: Google’s strapping on its radioactive cargo shorts and getting ready to become the *HULK* of energy production with its new nuclear reactor plans! 💥💚 Why generate electricity like a peasant when you can harness *literal atoms*?!? 🤡💀 In an absolutely *not cringe* move, Google just signed a deal with the Tennessee Valley Authority (TVA) to power its data centers from a next-gen reactor being developed by Kairos Power. 🤝📈 What are they going to call it? “Electricity-level 2: Nuclear Boogaloo”? 🤖✨ It’s like if *Tony Stark* decided to skip the Iron Man suit and just GO FULL ATOM! 🔥 “I mean, we were just tired of our data centers throwing tantrums like a toddler with a dead Nintendo Switch,” a *non-existent* Google engineer said, while sipping on a glowing green smoothie. 🥤💚 “Nuclear is based; solar is so 2020.” 😤💯 If they pull this off (and let’s be real, we’re not holding our breath – just like all those data leaks), we could be facing a *nuclear renaissance* that could make every hipster's solar panel look like, well… a cheap knockoff! 😎💰 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: By 2035, we’ll be seeing TikTok dances on top of nuclear reactors, and power gets so cheap you’ll pay using the *Stonks* meme! 🚀💡 #NuclearIsTheNewBlack #DoomscrollingToTheCore