🚨⚡️BREAKING: Google Unleashes the Nest Cams of DOOM! ⚡️🚨 Okay, fam, we went from “this is fine” about home security to “Houston, we have stonks!” 🚀💰 Google just dropped their new Nest Doorbell and Cam lineup like a hot mixtape 🎤🔥, and you KNOW the Amazon Ring is shaking in its overpriced boots! 👀💀 📸 2K HDR video?! Oh heck nah, that's better quality than my Zoom meetings! 😂💻 No cap, these new Nests finally give you the FOV to catch your neighbor stealing packages while you sip your morning coffee ☕. Yes, they're now wide enough to see your cat plotting world domination from the window! 🐱🌍 But hold up, Google’s throwing in some AI sorcery too - *drumroll* please! 🥁✨ Get ready for “better alerts” and “finding important moments faster” (whatever that means, I still don't know if my mom is using the microwave or the house is on fire). 🤷‍♂️🔥 And let’s not sleep on these developer quotes I *may or may not* have conjured up: 👨‍💻 “We put the ‘smart’ in ‘smart home’! Also, we’re charging you for it.” – A Google Developer, probably. But here’s the *hot take* for you: These Nest Cams are about to start reporting your every move to the IRS for a little “tax optimization.” 🤖💸 Watch out, skrrt, your privacy just got a severe upgrade to "interesting!” 👀💀 #GoogleGonnaGoogle Hit that share button if your Nest just started laughing at you! 😂📲✨