🚨🎉 BREAKING: Google’s New Maps Feature is Like a Superhero for Businesses—But Make It Chaotic! 🌪️💸 So, no cap, Google just dropped *another* feature (because clearly they aren’t busy enough trying to ruin our lives with ads 🤡). 😤 Hold onto your Snapchat filters, because they’re rolling out a snazzy new form for businesses to snitch on those sketchy Karens leaving 🔥 fake reviews to demand RAN$OMs!!! 💰😱 This whole “review bombing” is like the internet’s version of real-life “This Is Fine” dog, but with more drama! Imagine: "Hey, remove my stinky review for $100 or else I'll unleash my 1960’s typewriter on you." 📜😂 Some leaked comms from a Googler went like this: "We figured if we’re gonna get roasted for *everything* else, might as well act like we care about extortion 👀." Classic Google, amirite? 🙄 As businesses scramble to fight off negative review ninjas, just remember—this ain’t the end; it’s just the beginning. 🚀🔥 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2024, there will be a new meme challenge called “#BadReviewBribe” where influencers will literally film their extortion attempts just for clout! Stonks or cringe? You decide! 💀📈 Share if you want to join the chaos! 🌀✨