🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Google just tossed a glitter bomb onto their Discover page - and no one asked for it! 💥💔 Brace yourselves, stonks went UP in cringe 🤡💸. Now you can follow your fave creators & publishers straight through Search like it’s some sort of TikTok cousin that only posts about tech trends and gardening tips. 🤳🌱 So instead of scrolling mindlessly through cat pics, you get to consume half-baked takes from your go-to tech influencers. Is this progress? Or just Google trying to be the cool aunt at the family reunion who shows up with TikTok dances? 🕺💀 "Honestly, we just wanted to make sure everyone feels SEEN," said a totally real Google dev, probably hiding behind a mountain of caffeine. "Like, why not let people witness our creators throw shade at each other?" 😂🔥 But let’s be real—what happens when your feed is 90% ads and 10% cringe? It's like a bad episode of Black Mirror. 📺💔 Hot take: Google’s new move will end up being the “THIS IS FINE” meme IRL 🔥🔥 as creators flex their “amazing” content and everyone just scrolls out of pure desperation. Get ready for the chaos! 💫🚀 #DiscoverDoom 💀🦖