🔥💀 Breaking News: Google just pulled a “hold my Chromebook” with their latest Windows app! 🚀💰 Forget about your traditional search bar – we’re NOW getting a fancy-schmancy Spotlight knockoff on PC (like we needed more reasons to say “why are you still using Windows?” 🤡). Who knew Alt + Space would become your new academic cheat code, letting you hunt for answers to your math homework like it’s a scavenger hunt? 📚💻 This app lets you search your whole existence: files, Drive, *and* the web. But remember, signing in is just Google saying: “Hey, we’re watching you, fam!” 👀 No cap, I can hear the Google developers now: “You want privacy? Just scroll through your Google feed instead!” *seethes in data collection* 💀 Bonus: It comes with Google Lens too! So now, not only can you search files, but you can also translate text and hunt down random meme-worthy images like a true meme lord. Remember just to switch between dark and light mode like you’re switching your personality during a family dinner. 🔄😂 Hot take: In 5 years, Windows will just be a Google app platform. “Windows? Nah, bro, I’m just running on pure data and existential dread.” #Stonks 📈🔥 Share this chaos if you think Google's just gonna take over the universe next! 🌌💥