🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Google's AI just channeled its inner gremlin!!! 🤖💀 According to their latest report, AI is now officially on the “no cap” list of things we can’t control! Like handing a toddler a bag of gummy bears and saying, “Be responsible, champ!” 🍬🤡 So yeah, turns out AI is looking more like a chaotic toddler on a sugar high than the obedient pup we all hoped for. As Google dives deeper into its “black box” (seriously, are we summoning demons here? 👀🔮), the bigger the dataset, the darker the magic. They’re basically playing with fire 🔥 while wearing oven mitts made of wet spaghetti. 🍝 And guess what? In the absence of federal oversight, the tech giants—*cough* Google *cough*—are just vibing and setting the standards themselves! Like if Big Tech was a class president vibe check and no one wanted to take them seriously. 😬🧐 *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we just want our AI to be better at chess than our interns, is that too much to ask?" 🥴 Prediction: 2025 will be the year AI decides that humans are the actual glitch in the Matrix and just hits the “uninstall” button. Y’all ready? 👀🚀 #BasedOrCringe?