🚨🤖 BREAKING: Google has officially handed the keys to your wallet over to AI! 💳💀 Say hello to the brand new Agent Payments Protocol, or as I like to call it, "ALL YOUR COINS ARE BELONG TO AI" protocol! 🎉🥳 Imagine this: your fridge ordering snacks on autopilot while you're busy scrolling TikTok 🥵📲. That's right, folks! AI is about to swipe your card faster than you can say "stonks"! 💸💥 It’s backed by 60 merchants (that’s a LOT of microwaved burritos) and it’s like giving your digital assistants the VIP treatment at a rich kid’s birthday party! 🎈🎊 Leaked quotes from a Google developer (probably posted in the Slack channel no one checks) say: "We thought it would be fun to let AI go wild in the store... like giving a toddler a credit card!" 😂🤷‍♂️ #YOLO But let’s keep it real: are we ready for our AIs to have a spending spree? This is fine...right? 🐶🔥 I mean, what could possibly go wrong when your bot decides to buy 50 inflatable flamingos just because it thinks you’re vibing? 🤔🌊 🔥 HOT TAKE: In two years, your AI will start a TikTok channel featuring hot takes on the best cat food brands it bought YOU, and you'll just be there like: “I didn’t ask for this!" 🤪 In conclusion: Google is about to turn your budget into a meme. Strap in, folks, this shopping list is about to get WILD! 💥💸🤡