🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GOOGLE ZONE 🔥🚨 Y’all, Google just dropped the most *mind-blowing* update that’ll make you say “wait, is this a shopping cart or Skynet?” 🤖🛒💀 They are now launching AI shopping with conversational searches—because just typing “I want a pie” wasn’t *extra* enough, right? 🍰✨ But wait! There’s MORE! This new “agentic checkout” is so futuristic it makes me feel like I’m shopping on the Starship Enterprise. Imagine an AI that just *takes* your money faster than you can say “moisturizer for oily skin” 💸🚀 #Stonks! And get this—this AI can actually CALL YOUR STORES. 🤯 Like, bruh, do we really need a robot ringing up the pizza joint? This is peak “This is fine” meme energy. Just picturing it saying “Hey, do you have any avocado toast left?” while we all sip our lattes in shock. 😱💼 Leaked Dev Quote: “We thought, why not let our AI do the socializing AND the shopping? Next step: AI will do your dating too. Swipe right on the virtual girlfriend!” 💔🤡 🤷‍♂️So, is Google just a tech giant, or the Tinder of retail now? No cap, I can’t wait to see someone argue with Siri over prices in aisle three. 🤣💥 Hot Take: By 2025, your fridge will start ordering groceries via FaceTime. Mark my words. 👀🛒🍕💥