
"Google's New AI: Finally planning trips better than my friends 💀✈️💅 #TravelGoals #NoCap"
🚨🛫 BREAKING: Google’s AI just leveled up its Tinder game, but for travelers! 💔📅💰 They’ve decided that making your boring itinerary is now a task best left to a soulless algorithm that serves you flight deals like a fast food drive-thru. 🍔✈️ "Would you like fries with that layover?" 🤡 Yo, Google just dropped some new AI tools—because clearly, human travel agents were too 2019 for them. This shiny wizard will whip up itineraries that are more packed than your ex's apology texts. 📲💨 “Do you have dinner reservations?” “Nah, but I’m too busy getting ghosted by AI...” 🥴💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to make sure people still feel overwhelmed by too many options. You know, like choosing a Taco Bell menu item at 2 AM.” 🌮🤖 Drake is pointing at this as a total YAS QUEEN 🙌 for "future tech," but real talk—it’s just a glorified Google Calendar with a side of cringe. *This is fine...* 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, people will be booking their entire vacations through memes. 🤯👀 Mark my words! Travel agencies are about to go full-on extinct, swiped away like a Tinder date you realize was a terrible idea! 💥🚀
