🚨 FEAST YOUR EYES, HISTORICAL HACKERS! 🚨 Google DeepMind just dropped Aeneas, the *new* AI that’s like your cranky college professor but WAY cooler! 😎📜 Instead of yelling at you about your poor punctuation on your Roman history essay, it’s here to contextualize ancient Latin inscriptions like a BOSS! 🏛️⚔️ Imagine Aeneas chilling in a toga, sipping some Gallo wine 🍷 while he helps historians piece together fragmented texts from the ancients! No cap, it’s like stonks but for dusty scrolls 📚💸. “Forget Google Translate,” said one dev, “this is for those who wanna flex at parties.” (No one invites him anymore, though 😂). And I KNOW what you're thinking—*who cares about Latin inscriptions in 2023?* Well, historians are frothing at the mouth over this. “This is fine,” said one historian as they stared into the abyss of education system funding. Meanwhile, Twitter is like Drake pointing, choosing Aeneas over actual conversation! 🤯🚀 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: We’ll soon see *corporate AIs* retelling Greek tragedies but with stock market tips—"To be or not to be... invest in crypto?" Y'all ready for that cringe? 😵‍💫😈 SHARE THIS and brace for the meme-filled future of antiquity! 💥