🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Nest AWAREness is about to hit your wallet harder than my ex hitting me up for rent! 🤡💔 So, grab your tissues, fam! Nest Aware just slapped a price increase on its subscribers like it’s trying to turn your snug smart home into a *financial black hole*! 🕳️💰 Basic subscription? Gonna cost you $10 instead of a measly $8—might as well sell a kidney at this point. 💀💸 And if you're ballin' on that Plus plan? It’s going from $15 to *drum roll please* $20! It’s like they’re playing a real-life game of **Stonks** but the only thing going up is your stress levels! 📈🚀 “In the meeting, someone literally said, ‘We want to make your smart home even smarter, but with dumber prices!’” - Leaked quote from a Google intern 🤖📉 Meanwhile, Google’s acting like they just invented hot water while we’re over here thinking, “This is fine” 🔥🚒. Hot take: By 2025, Google’s gonna introduce a *premium* subscription that charges you for your Wi-Fi connection, but like, they just call it ‘Nest Motivation’—fr fr, no cap! 😤💥 TL;DR: Google’s robbing you blind to make your lights flicker. Welcome to the future, where your smart home is now just a *cash cow*! 🐄💵 #RIPWallet