🍌🔥 **BREAKING NEWS: Google Unleashes NANOBANANA PRO Into the Metaverse!** 🚀🤯 Listen up, tech stays: Google just took your average meme fruit 🥴 and juiced it up with Gemini 3's *sauce*. Ayo, we’re talking about the **Nano Banana Pro** — yes, a banana that AI can make ZOOM-zoom with fire 🔥 images! Why be basic when you can flex your mad skills with *realistic* AI-generated art that has legible text? 🤓💀 Free users? 👀 You better prepare for an existential crisis! 😂 Because *Google's limits* are tighter than my budget after a trip to the Apple Store! 🍏💸 Dev quote SLAYED: "Honestly, we just wanted to make a banana that could do math... But here we are, creating masterpieces and provoking existential dread on a digital canvas." - A lowkey Googler 🤖💬 Oh, and don't get too hype; you'll need a *premium subscription* to unleash the full banana magic. Major cringe! 🥴💔 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, we’ll wake up to find that Google is now selling Banana NFTs, and every day I wake up feeling *more like an NPC in this dystopian loop*. Get ready for the *BananaCoin* boom! 🥇🍌 *Stonks* going to the MOON! 💰💰💰