**🎅🎉BREAKING: Google’s Secret AI Crab Military HQ!!!** 🦀☠️🔥 So, you thought Google was just collecting your data? Nah fam, they’re prepping for an AI-CRAB WARS showdown in the middle of nowhere (aka lovely Christmas Island)! 😵‍💫🌴 This tiny island, basically the ultimate vacation spot for crabs 🦀 (who by the way, are now the soldiers of the future?), is gonna be home to *THE* most advanced AI data center known to humanity. Yeah, I can hear you saying this is fine 🔥🪑 while the crabs are plotting their military coup. 🗣️ *Leaked dev quote*: "Bro, I didn’t sign up to train crabs for the military. I’m just here for the snacks!" 🤖💻💰 The plan? Keep tabs on the Chinese navy, because why not? Google’s over here playing real-life Risk, while we’re all just trying to find the best memes on TikTok. Drake said: “KYC? Nah, it’s all about KYCrab now!” 💸🐙 **Move over Elon, it’s time for “Operation Shell Shocked”!** 🚀💥 Hot take: This is totally the plot twist that leads to crabs becoming the new overlords of the tech world. Buckle up, humans! The crab army is coming for your WiFi! 👀💀🐚✨ #Stonks #BasedButCringe