🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google Is Here to Mind the Gap in Your Lives!🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Google just dropped a fresh redesign of **Material 3 Expressive** menus, and it’s a hot mess we didn’t ask for but can’t stop staring at. 💀🔥 Like, who knew menus needed to be this *expressive*? I mean, at this point, my digital microwave is more exciting than these updates. 🤷‍♂️ Listen up, I caught a leaked convo between Google devs: 👩‍💻 Dev 1: "So we're just gonna make these menus look more like *emotional support animals*?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Based. But also, let’s sprinkle in some chaos and call it ‘expressive’." Drake's definitely over here pointing at the 'dead inside' face reacting to this redesign. 🥴😩 When you're scrolling and suddenly your menu starts crying because it can't handle your chaotic energy, this is fine. In other news, stonks in UX design are crashing harder than my sleep schedule at 3 AM—thanks to this cringe update. 📉🚀 Brace yourselves for a future where your menu has feelings and can judge your choices, all while you utter the words, "I’m not a robot." Cope harder, friends! 🤖 🔮 Hot Take: In 2025, your menu will not only anticipate your next move but also send you unsolicited motivational quotes! 🎉 #MindTheGap #Material4I'mTooTiredForThis