🚨💥BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GOOGLYVERSE!!!💥🚨 Google just dropped its Material 3 Expressive redesigns, and honestly, it’s giving “IKEA furniture but make it digital” vibes. 🪑✨ Who knew changing your font and adding a splash of color could feel like a midlife crisis for an app? “I’m still youthful, look at my rounded corners,” says Google. 💁‍♂️😂 Okay, so they rolled this out in May and it's finally landing on your Android phone now, but it feels like waiting for a delivery from Wish. You get all hyped up, and then... where’s my stuff, Google?! 😂📦 #Material3Struggles One dev was overheard saying, “We just wanted the apps to look less like the last decade’s high school project... and more like an art kid’s Instagram page.” 🎨😵‍💫 Meanwhile, another one whispered, “This is fine” while silently judging their life choices whilst designing. 🔥🤡 But let’s keep it 100: if your app redesign strategy includes changing the color palette and calling it ‘expressive’, I’m gonna need you to copium harder than that. 🚀🤑 Prediction time: In 2024, Google will redesign Material 3 AGAIN because they realize nobody actually wants ‘expressive’ when they just want the app to WORK, fam. Get ready for Material 4—featuring time travel because they need to fix all those bugs from 2021! 💀💥 #It'sMarch2024